I think I've amassed enough fic to warrant one of these posts! I've tried to make it comprehensive and organized.

This is a list of all the stories I've written.  That and some artwork are the main purposes of this journal.  However, if you'd like graphics (icons, etc.) or layouts for various shows, please visit the graphics comm I share with saphiralupin              ,


( Harry Potter )

( Doctor Who/Torchwood )

I'm going to Japan tomorrow! I'll be gone until the 24th, so I'll see you all when I get back.

Fic writers, I expect some awesome when I get back. As if you could help yourselves. <3

Manarchists, I'll try to find something lewd and/or amusing to photograph for you.

I'm exceedingly cranky with people in general today, but at least one thing happened that was amusing.

A little old lady, probably in her late 70s or 80s, had me bag her groceries lightly... but also double bag them. Of course. -_- And as she looked at her mountain of food before shuffling off, she looked at me and said,

"I'm glad I wore my girdle today!"

There's no appropriate response to that, is there? Because all I did was go o_o and barely refrain from dropping my jaw in horror at the TMI.

Stolen from lostwolfchats

Rules: Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen books you've read that will always stick with you. First fifteen you can recall in no more than 15 minutes.

1. The Hot Zone, Richard Preston
2. On a Pale Horse, Piers Anthony
3. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Maya Angelou (yeah, I'm white, oh well)
4. The Jungle Books, Rudyard Kipling
5. The Animorph Books by K A Applegate haven't left me yet, juvenile though they are
6. The Watchmen, Alan Moore
7. Dragons of Autumn Twilight/Winter Night/Spring Dawning/Summer Flame, Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
8. Into the Wild, John Krakauer
9. A Spell for Chameleon, Piers Anthony
10. The Dark is Rising, Susan Cooper
11. Time Windows, Kathryn Reiss (if only 'cause I read it umpteen times)
12. The Gatekeeper Trilogy, Christopher Golden and Nancy Holder
13. Bio of a Space Tyrant, Piers Anthony
14. Running With the Demon, Terry Brooks
15. The George R R Martin books or the Jacqueline Carey books, not sure

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I did! Fuck yeah, Bachelor of Science!

My neighbor and his daughter just knocked on the door and asked for my dad.

Their question?

"He's not home?  Well... do you know how to tie a tie?"

Lol, how did he make it to adulthood without that knowledge?  I helped them out, either way.

That's my dose of random for the day.

This is by far the best piece of driving music Alanis Morissette has ever put out.



Ignore the vid itself; it's an amalgamation of her other videos.